Dallas is one of four cities to host the inaugural Chive Fest, put on by everybody's favorite boob-obsessed website, The Chive. The line-up for the festival includes Jake Owen, Julian Casablancas + The Voidz, the John Butler Trio, Manchester Orchestra, Dallas Smith, Max and the Moon, Thieving Birds and Emily Wolfe.

The event will have two stages, plenty of beer and other Chive-foolery like a costume contest, mechanical bull and life-size game of Operation at Southfork Ranch. VIP tickets include free food and drink, shaded seating areas and air-conditioned bathrooms.