Slaughter House Farms
What happens when you take a 600-year-old angry gypsy lady, combine that with a broken down carnival, a meat packing business and a fully running farm? Slaughter House Farms is a family-owned business selling pies, cakes, and its world famous “Canned Clown Meats.” The only meat that is packaged by clowns, made by clowns and is 100 percent pure clown meat.
The matriarch of this family owned business is Antoinette Bertoli, AKA Madame Bertoli, AKA Mama Beard. What most people didn’t realize was that Mama Beard has been roaming the earth since the 1400s after being cursed by rival gypsies in Italy.
Her curse, she turned into a blessing, by putting all of the family to work at Slaughter House Farms, where each year locals come out to experience the freak show she is famous for. Not to be deterred, Mama Beard invites all the locals out to see her show, buy her pies and cakes, and have the chance themselves to become part of history, as a clown in her show.
Slaughter House Farms is located next to Zombie Safari, where participants can shoot paintballs at zombies without getting shot back.