The Loon might be the most "bar" bar in Dallas. It looks like the set from Cheers (no lie). Okay, maybe there's a little bit more brick around the bar, but the resemblance is uncanny. Because of its location, the Loon tends to attract an SMU crowd, but with that comes older gents looking to strike up a conversation with the 21-year-old sorority girl. The Loon makes arguably the stiffest drinks in town. So, uh, that's pretty nice of them.