Sexual Signs of the Apocalypse

Porn star encourages hookers to get sugar daddies on new Dallas billboard

Porn star encourages hookers to get sugar daddies on Dallas billboard

If you’ve driven along Interstate 30 south of DFW Airport recently, it’s possible that you have seen a new billboard encouraging prostitutes to get out of the hustle and onto the sugar daddy site ArrangementFinders.com.

And while that’s a bold strategy, Cotton, the website upped the ante by putting Charlie Sheen’s ex-girlfriend and former goddess Bree Olson on the billboard with the caption, “Get out of prostitution, be a sugar baby.”

A quick (and safe-search enabled) Google of Bree Olson tells me that she is a retired porn star, which I’m taking on good faith because I’m saving my porn virginity for my wedding night.

In a statement that’s not at all loaded with innuendo, the site’s chief marketing officer, AJ Perkins, talked about getting up the billboard in Texas after previously showing it off in Los Angeles and Philadelphia, two bastions of morality and class.

“After more than a year trying to erect our campaign in Texas, we feel as strong as ever our brand will take off here. Despite the state's conservative image, there are no shortage [sic] of successful men seeking beautiful younger women,” Perkins said.

“With all the successful business men coming and going through DFW on a daily basis, we expect our site to shoot through the roof with Southwestern sugar daddies.”

Of course, this raises the question of whether the billboard is directed towards businessmen, prostitutes or Pretty Woman enthusiasts.

And if it is directed at prostitutes, does that mean that the businessmen will inevitably have to ask the uncomfortable question: Were their potential sugar babies ever prostitutes? Is that a deal breaker for some people? Is that an insulting question to a non-former prostitute in a sugar baby/daddy arrangement?

Do you think sugar babies and sugar daddies ever get married? What would they call their children in an informal setting? Sugar baby baby? Sugar baby squared? Thomas?

Anyway, the Bree Olson billboard will be up for at least four weeks along Interstate 30. If it rains, Olson knows how to handle it, so I’ve been told.

Bree Olson in Arrangement Finders ad
ArrangementFinders.com set up this billboard south of the airport on I-30.  Photo courtesy of ArrangementFinders.com
Bree Olson
Bree Olson is a retired porn star who thinks you should get a sugar daddy if you're a prostitute.  Courtesy photo