Too horrified to watch the heavy-drinkin’, Botox-gettin’ women of Style Network’s Big Rich Texas represent Dallas’ social elite from a barbed-wire-encased country club in Fort Worth?
All you need to know is this: During last night’s season three premiere, Colleyville resident and cast member DeAynni Hatley shared her ongoing plastic surgery plans, as well as the fact that her “batwings have been clipped.”
After I do the legs, maybe a va-jay-jay reconstruction.”
And there you have it: Dallas’ finest.
This riveting conversation takes place at the show's favorite backdrop, Woodhaven Country Club.
I don’t mean to be a snob, but at really nice clubs, women don’t show side-boob and play chicken in the pool.
For a smattering of brilliant cast quotes and oh-so-much more, check out my full recap on Reality Nation.