Sexual Signs of the Apocalypse

Porn star encourages hookers to get sugar daddies on new Dallas billboard

If you’ve driven along Interstate 30 south of DFW Airport recently, it’s possible that you have seen a new billboard encouraging prostitutes to get out of the hustle and onto the sugar daddy site ArrangementFinders.com.

And while that’s a bold strategy, Cotton, the website upped the ante by putting Charlie Sheen’s ex-girlfriend and former goddess Bree Olson on the billboard with the caption, “Get out of prostitution, be a sugar baby.”

A quick (and safe-search enabled) Google of Bree Olson tells me that she is a retired porn star, which I’m taking on good faith because I’m saving my porn virginity for my wedding night.

In a statement that’s not at all loaded with innuendo, the site’s chief marketing officer, AJ Perkins, talked about getting up the billboard in Texas after previously showing it off in Los Angeles and Philadelphia, two bastions of morality and class.

“After more than a year trying to erect our campaign in Texas, we feel as strong as ever our brand will take off here. Despite the state's conservative image, there are no shortage [sic] of successful men seeking beautiful younger women,” Perkins said.

“With all the successful business men coming and going through DFW on a daily basis, we expect our site to shoot through the roof with Southwestern sugar daddies.”

Of course, this raises the question of whether the billboard is directed towards businessmen, prostitutes or Pretty Woman enthusiasts.

And if it is directed at prostitutes, does that mean that the businessmen will inevitably have to ask the uncomfortable question: Were their potential sugar babies ever prostitutes? Is that a deal breaker for some people? Is that an insulting question to a non-former prostitute in a sugar baby/daddy arrangement?

Do you think sugar babies and sugar daddies ever get married? What would they call their children in an informal setting? Sugar baby baby? Sugar baby squared? Thomas?

Anyway, the Bree Olson billboard will be up for at least four weeks along Interstate 30. If it rains, Olson knows how to handle it, so I’ve been told.

ArrangementFinders.com set up this billboard south of the airport on I-30.

Bree Olson in Arrangement Finders ad

Photo courtesy of ArrangementFinders.com

ArrangementFinders.com set up this billboard south of the airport on I-30.

Bird News

Dallas park officials take steps to shield bald eagles from yippy dogs

Dallas bald eagles.

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Bald eagles have returned to Dallas.

The famed bald eagles of East Dallas have returned, and Dallas park officials are taking steps to make sure they can make procreational magic undisturbed.

According to a memo, within the last week Dallas' park department officials have observed an uptick in breeding activity with the bald eagles at Lake Highlands Park.

This is the eagle couple that has been coming back to this same area near White Rock, a location they've returned to nest and spawned baby eaglets since at least 2022. Their choice of nesting spot — at in a busy and highly visible area off Buckner Boulevard — is relatively rare. And given its proximity to cars, people, dogs, and general civilization, it is also potentially threatening to their success.

In 2022, their presence provoked such a flurry of onlookers and cellphone-wielding intruders that city and wildlife officials were forced to intervene to protect the birds and their nest. A second intervention was staged in 2024 by Dallas Park and Recreation, together with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.

Now in a proactive move, Dallas park maintenance and the conservation team have put up a fence to remind park visitors to keep their distance. Visitors are warned to not approach the nest any closer than the fence, as it is considered a federal offense to disturb the eagles.

Over the last four years, this particular pair has shown to be tolerant of normal park activities, and for now, those activities will be allowed to continue unless the pair show signs of being disturbed.

They say it is also critical that park users remember that dogs need to always be leashed. During previous nesting seasons, dogs running around off-leash was something that disturbed the eagles. The Park Rangers will be monitoring the area for dogs off-leash.

The Urban Biologist and Conservation Manager are actively monitoring the situation at Lake Highlands Park as well.

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