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    Let Me Sum Up

    We're totally gonna secede, y'all! Plus: White men are screwed and Troy Aikmanstays put

    Eric Celeste
    Nov 13, 2012 | 9:37 am
    • I'm 100 percent sure she signed the petition. And she lives in Texas. And has anawful Chinese tat.
      Tshirtwatch.com
    • Oh, and secession isn’t going to happen. Ever. Never ever ever.
      CC Rogers/Flickr Creative Commons
    • The most interesting story about Texas yesterday was written by Ryan Lizza ofThe New Yorker, who hangs with new U.S. Senator-elect Ted Cruz.
      Tedcruz.org
    • Troy Aikman's manse is really off the market.
      Photo courtesy of Allie Beth Allman

    Editor’s note: Eric Celeste, whose name has appeared on the masthead of damn near every publication in Dallas, puts yesterday’s headlines and today’s discussions into context in his new daily column. Plus he throws in some ’80s music references and movie quotes — hence the name, Let Me Sum Up. It’s a one-stop morning meal for what Dallas is and should be talking about.

    I get it. It’s a cute story. About 60,000 idiots out of a state with 25 million people sign a petition asking President Obama to allow Texas to secede. Newsrooms across North Texas monitoring Twitter (because, you know, that’s what passes for news judgment now) collectively break out in a Gangnam-Style flashmob. “Pageviews! We’re gonna get pageviews! And we don’t even have to feel conflicted about it because it’s real news!”

    Then the governor comments to make it official: this is Big News. Journalism, back on solid ground.

    Sure. Whatever. I mean, we have no way of knowing how many of these 60,000 who “signed” the petition are actually from Texas. Even if every single person is really from our state, that represents less than 1 percent of the Dallas-Fort Worth area. Oh, and secession isn’t going to happen. Ever. Never ever ever.

    Don’t trust me. Trust fivethirtyeight.com blogger and noted looper Nate Silver, who said so three years ago in D:

    Texas has no more and no less right to secede than any of the other 49 states. The federal government profits from Texas — collecting more in tax revenues than it gives back in services — and it would never be allowed to secede.

    The really interesting proposition, Silver wrote (in great detail), would be for Texas to divide into five states, not to secede from the union. I differ in one respect: I would not have called the new North Texas state Trinity, but The Considerant, after the Frenchman who established the La Reunion socialist commune in what is now West Dallas. But that’s just me. I also like .38 Special. (1.7 million views! Let’s start our own country!)

    He was joking, but it at least it was funny — unlike the BS petition we all read about yesterday.

    Elsewhere

    The most interesting story about Texas yesterday was, not surprisingly, written by Ryan Lizza of The New Yorker. Lizza hangs with new U.S. Senator-elect Ted Cruz, who worries openly about his party’s ability to reach Hispanics — and by reach, I mean “in a manner that doesn’t suggest deportation” — and who says Texas could turn blue very quickly if the GOP doesn’t become more welcoming on border and immigration issues.

    The DMN, meanwhile, just says DEMS STILL SUCK!

    Paul Burka of TexMo took a different lesson from the election, suggesting new State Senator Wendy Davis is exactly the sort of candidate the state GOP should fear.

    Jim Schutze of the Dallas Observer thinks white men are screwed. Not if Facebook has anything to say about it, Jim!

    Candice Carlisle of the DBJ reported that Troy Aikman’s house is off the market, just as Candy Evans suspected.

    Melissa Repko has a very nice piece in the DMN talking to the parents of the alleged rape victim from Highland Park, detailing how they think the social media ugliness should serve as a call to parents to better educate their kids about date rape.

    Meanwhile, Eric Nicholson at Unfair Park jumps all up in Kidd Kraddick’s grill for his morning show’s attempt at roofie humor.

    Lance Murray says Irving-based Hostess might shut down plants. Oh God no, said the two stoners who heard their moms mention the news to their friends.

    Dallas ISD president Mike Miles has a new chief of staff, the guy who used to work for the president of Lamar University, who has a son who accidentally blew up a gas station. You’ll have to trust me on that.

    Retweets

    Pete Delkus, Channel 8 weatherman, later said he nearly fell over when he heard this question on air. Agree! TV news’s demise is LOL!

    Have you ever been tempted to cheat with a co-worker? That's our instant poll question on the 5pm news.

    — Pete Delkus (@wfaaweather) November 12, 2012

    Mike Hashimoto, DMN editorial and bicep-curl star, wonders how much military planning Gen. John Allen did while also writing/reading the 20,000-30,000 documents passed between he and Jill Kelley. Love disrupts the time-space continuum, Mike. You get more done!

    Idle question: Who has time to write or read 30k pages of email over two years? m.washingtonpost.com/world/national…

    — Mike Hashimoto (@MikeHashimoto) November 13, 2012

    Gordon Keith shares a pic of UT’s biggest fan. Ewww.

    The Disturbing Pic of Matthew McConaughey wp.me/pTYG-1KK

    — Gordon Keith (@gordonkeith) November 13, 2012

    I feel you, Evan Grant.

    This is what we've become as journalists, begging for credit on "breaking" a story on Twitter deadsp.in/RRjcgl

    — Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) November 13, 2012

    WTFU

    Today’s musical send-off. From the New Frontiers, the defunct-yet-still-great DFW band. P.S. It’s good to be back.

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    Animal News

    Latest animal to die at Dallas Zoo is young male gorilla named Zola

    Teresa Gubbins
    Nov 7, 2025 | 7:24 pm
    Zola RIP
    Dallas Zoo
    Zola RIP

    Another animal at the Dallas Zoo has died an untimely death: Zola, a young Western lowland gorilla, died on Wednesday, November 5, at age 23.

    The zoo does not know why Zola died. A necropsy will be performed. According to their post, Zola was euthanized after showing symptoms of lethargy, reduced appetite, and signs of discomfort at the end of October.

    "Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to begin breathing on his own afterward, despite the extraordinary efforts of our veterinary and animal care teams," their post says. "With his comfort as our priority, we made the difficult decision to let him go peacefully."

    The zoo did not announce Zola's death immediately, instead waiting two days until Friday afternoon at 3 pm. Politicians and government agencies prefer to choose Friday afternoons to post news that is negative or controversial, since fewer people, and definitely fewer journalists, are online on Friday afternoons. It's called the "Friday news dump."

    The death is very inconvenient for the Dallas Zoo since they were just about to ship off their male gorillas, which also include Juba, B'Wenzi, and Zola's half-brother Shana, to the San Antonio Zoo. Animals are very dear to the zoo — until it's time to ship them off to another zoo.

    The relocation of the other three male gorillas is "temporarily on hold" but the zoo says they will be moved "when the time is right."

    Other gorillas will be shipped in to replace them — although we do not know which gorillas and from where. The Association of Zoos & Aquariums, the overseeing body for zoos, only divulges that kind of intel on a "need to know" basis. Right now, you and I do not need to know. If we did know which gorillas were coming and where they were coming from, we might ask questions that would force the zoo to explain what it's up to.

    Zola was born at the Bronx Zoo in 2002 and became internet famous as the "breakdancing gorilla" for splashing in pools and puddles. Some animal experts attributed his actions to frustration at being locked inside a zoo. He was relocated to the Calgary Zoo in 2009 when he was only 7 years old — zoos always play up what great bonds and family ties their animals have, until it's time to ship them somewhere else, and then suddenly the bonds and family ties don't matter.

    Unfortunately, Zola did not "integrate well" at the Calgary Zoo, so he got shipped off to the Dallas Zoo in 2013.

    At least now he won't have to be relocated again.

    Death count
    Zola's death is one more in a long-running series of deaths at the Dallas Zoo in recent years, the most previous being Jata, a 7-year-old painted dog who died in June 2024. Jata also showed signs of lethargy and decreased appetite, reportedly due to kidney disease.

    Whenever a death occurs, they always wax on about their "extraordinary" veterinary and animal care teams — and yet, so many of these deaths were either unexplained or completely caught their teams by surprise.

    Zola the Western lowland gorilla is the latest to join this death march of animals at the Dallas Zoo:

    • Jata, one of the zoo's three African painted dogs, died in June 2024, at seven years old.
    • Ferrell, a 15-year-old giraffe, died in December, 2023, following "an unexpected fall in the barn" that injured the giraffe's jaw so badly, they were forced to euthanize him.
    • Ajabu, a 6-year-old African elephant who died on May 8, 2023, from the herpes virus.
    • Pin, a 35-year-old lappet-faced vulture, died on January 22, 2023, cause unknown.
    • Jesse, a 14-year-old giraffe, died on October 29, 2021, cause unknown.
    • Auggie, a 19-year-old giraffe, died in late October 2021 of liver failure.
    • Marekani, a 3-month-old baby giraffe, sustained a mysterious injury and was euthanized on October 3, 2021.
    • Kirk, a 31-year-old chimpanzee, died in August 2021 due to "surprise" heart disease.
    • Keeya, a 6-year-old Hartmann's mountain zebra, died in March 2021 due to a mysterious unexplained head injury.
    • Subira, a 24-year-old silverback gorilla, died suddenly in March 2020, due to a cough, or maybe cardiovascular disease. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    • Hope, a 23-year-old Western lowland gorilla, died suddenly in November 2019 after being at the zoo for only two years.
    • Ola, an 8-year-old female African painted dog, was killed in July 2019 by two other painted dogs, less than a month after she was transferred to the zoo.
    • Witten, a 1-year-old giraffe, died in June 2019 during a physical exam under anesthesia when he suddenly stopped breathing.
    • Adhama, a baby hippopotamus, mysteriously died in 2018.
    • Kipenzi, a baby giraffe, died in 2015 after running in her enclosure.
    • Kamau, a young cheetah, died of pneumonia in 2014.
    • Johari, a female lion, was killed in front of zoo spectators in 2013 by male lions with whom she shared an enclosure.

    And in February 2021, they lost a crow called Onyx who was part of their "animal ambassador team," "participating in a training session" for a bird show. He was never found.

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