When it comes to something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue, few brides expect the something old to be an uninvited ex-lover. It’s Courtney's wedding day, and her mom, Delia, is making sure that everything is perfect. The groom is perfect, the dress is perfect, and the decorations (assuming they arrive) will be perfect. Then, like in any good farce the doorbell rings. And then all hell breaks loose. So much for perfect.