Quintessential indie band Pixies have announced a 33-city North American tour in early 2014, and it's coming to Texas. Whoo-hoo. The tour stops at South Side Ballroom in Dallas on February 28, before closing in Austin on March 1 at Austin Music Hall. (They'll also hit Houston on February 27 at Bayou Music Center.) Opening act is Best Coast.
Tickets go on sale Friday, October 11, at 10 am; log on to pixiesmusic.com for purchasing information.
The announcement of the tour opens with this unintentionally sad note from Guardian UK that "there's no denying Pixies' superlative live impact. Deal or no Deal." It's a reference to the fact that the quartet will tour without bassist Kim Deal, who left the band in June.
The other three original Pixies — singer Black Francis, guitarist Joey Santiago and drummer David Lovering — will be joined by touring bassist Kim Shattuck. They're plugging an EP's worth of new material, their first in more than 20 years. They released a single, "Bagboy," on June 28 and a four-track EP-1 on September 3. The tour features a new stage set and production, and it will include new songs and old.
The Pixies disbanded in 1993 and launched a reunion tour in 2004. Francis insists that Deal's abrupt departure in June was amicable, but her sister Kelley cited "musical differences." Luckily for Pixies, they were able to find another female bassist named Kim; Shattuck fronted the even more obscure band The Muffs.
In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.
The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.
Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.
Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.
The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.
It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.
Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.
Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.
