Reality TV recap
Busty poop scooper and tattooed bully thrown down on Big Rich Texas
Episode 4 of Style Network’s Big Rich Texas takes us to new lows as DeAynni Hatley hands out parenting advice and Kalyn Braun’s wardrobe leaves viewers begging for tougher FCC regulations.
Kalyn’s love for hot cowboys and plunging necklines leads to an epic fail this week when she’s fired from her poop-scooping job at the Double D Ranch.
Because I was flirting with boys and dressing inappropriately and I wasn’t getting the work done fast enough.
Even more disturbing was Dee the child abuser’s judgmental tirade about Cindy not attending her daughter’s volleyball practices. Dee tells the other ladies that Cindy isn’t a supportive mother. So at Dee’s Texas Diva Remodeling launch party, Mel tells Cindy what Dee has been saying.
A confrontation begins but, lucky for Dee, it is interrupted by much bigger drama. Still at the launch party, a tipsy Whit initiates a classless scene with Kalyn by hollering across the bar, “Slut!”
Kalyn: I’m sorry, what’d you call me? You’re the one in booty shorts.
Whit: And I f***ing look good.
Kalyn: [gives a mature thumbs down with a very third-grade playground sound effect]
Whit: You wish you had this body.
Kalyn: No, I like my body.
Whit: That’s why you spread your legs.
Whitney slams her drink on the floor; glass flies. Kalyn does the same and the girls get in each other’s faces. Bonnie, inexplicably dressed as a spelunker, uses her headlamp to shed some light and keep things from getting out of control. Leslie protects Kalyn as best she can in normal clothing sans cave-mining gear.
Leslie drags Kalyn from the event; Bon and Whit stay to party the night away. But something tells me this rivalry is far from over.
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