Mortified will present their annual Doomed Valentine's Day show, compiling some of the best, worst, most awkward, and odd love related pieces that Mortified has to offer. Share the pain, the awkwardness, the necking, the dry humping, the wretched love poems.

Witness adults sharing their most embarrassing childhood artifacts (journal, letters, poems, lyrics, plays, home movies, art) with others, in order to reveal stories about their lives. Hear grown men and women confront their past with tales of their first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom, life at bible camp, best mall job, and reasons they deserved to marry Jon Bon Jovi.