Editor's note: There's so much that's beautiful, funny, smart and informative on the Internet. Problem is, there's also a bunch of garbage. Here's the best of the web right now:
1. New MySpace launches with Justin Timberlake single. Finally, the ambiguity of JT's "I'm Ready" video is revealed. In other news, we still don't care about MySpace.
3. Scotch tape portraits are hilariously amazing. Back in my day, we didn't have photo booth on our computers. If we wanted our face to look all effed up, well, we had to cover it in tape.
4. Courtship is over, says the New York Times. What say you, single people of the world?
5. Snowfall surprises Dallas, ruins commutes. It was just enough sleet and ice to totally mess up the day of everyone over the age of 12. Happily, the Dallas Morning News braved the light dusting to snap some photos.