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    Jupiter's Descent

    Insufferable Oscar nominee is just one reason to loathe Jupiter Ascending

    Alex Bentley
    Feb 6, 2015 | 12:00 am
    Insufferable Oscar nominee is just one reason to loathe Jupiter Ascending
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    When last we encountered the Wachowskis, the writing and directing sibling team were making a movie out of what many considered to be an unfilmable book, Cloud Atlas. They’ve followed that up with a story they wrote themselves that also probably shouldn’t have been put to film: Jupiter Ascending.

     

    The movie has so many disparate elements that synopsizing it is near impossible, but it boils down to this: Jupiter (Mila Kunis) is an Earthling living out a seemingly pointless existence until a trio of siblings from a far-off planet decide she is the reincarnation of their dead mother and must be fought over accordingly.

     

     

      Eddie Redmayne barely speaks above a whisper, and his performance is such an “actorly” effort that it’s insufferable.

     
     

    Caine Wise (Channing Tatum) is sent to get Jupiter by one of the siblings, setting in motion a series of confrontations, including all-out battles, on Earth and in space. The allegiances of almost every character, up to and including Jupiter, are in flux throughout the film, making it almost impossible to trust anybody.

     

    The good news is that the film looks spectacular. The Wachowskis love science fiction, and it appears they spared no expense; every element pops off the screen. Jupiter’s travels through space, as well as the dazzling costumes and landscapes, are a visual treat.

     

    But unless I’m watching a documentary on space travel, I need a story to back up the images, and Jupiter Ascending fails every test in that respect. The motivations for many characters are never made clear, leaving the audience to watch merely for the sake of seeing new, unusual characters.

     

    There are plenty to be had, as the Wachowskis roll out a parade of wacky-looking alien creatures. From a woman with giant ears to a man who looks like an owl to a sniveling underling who looks like he has a perpetual cold, there is no shortage of weird things filling the screen. Too bad none adds anything to the film.

     

    As is the case with many sci-fi epics, the Wachowskis try to make Jupiter Ascending alternately light and serious, but neither side works that well. Attempts at humor usually land with a thud, while the dramatic parts are undermined by the general ridiculousness of the story.

     

    Kunis and Tatum deliver the strongest performances, but their moments together are marred by a supporting cast that’s prone to overacting. The worst offender, funnily enough, is the likely Oscar winner for Best Actor, Eddie Redmayne. Barely speaking above a whisper, his performance is such an “actorly” effort that it’s insufferable.

     

    Done right, a space epic with the scope of Jupiter Ascending has the ability to wow on multiple levels. There’s no such draw for this film, leaving it to drift aimlessly among the stars.

    Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending.

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    Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending.
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    Water Park Fun

    Hurricane Harbor Arlington unveils sprawling new water playground

    Alex Bentley
    Jul 16, 2025 | 3:59 pm
    Splash Island at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor Arlington
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    Splash Island at Six Flags Hurricane Harbor Arlington features tons of new family attractions.

    Six Flags Hurricane Harbor Arlington, the largest water park in North Texas, has unveiled a massive new water attraction for summer 2025: Called Splash Island, it's a new water playground with 17 slides and more than 100 interactive water features such as water cannons, water wheels, dumping buckets, and spray hoses.

    According to a release, it'll make its official debut on July 15.

    The ride has a huge footprint, taking up 58,000 square feet, making it officially the largest attraction at Hurricane Harbor — so large that it replaces two previous attractions, Splashwater Beach and Surf Rider.

    Its emphasis is on family, with the following features:

    • a multi-level, 50-foot treehouse play structure
    • 17 water slides with plenty of drops and twists
    • 110 interactive water features
    • huge splash pad
    • gigantic tipping bucket carrying 1,000 gallons of water

    The tipping bucket tips over guests every 6-8 minutes. It’s the first tipping bucket of this size at Hurricane Harbor.

    Six Flags Hurricane Harbor is the water-centric sibling to Six Flags Over Texas, the iconic amusement park in Arlington. Hurricane Harbor is on the north side of I-30, across from Globe Life Field, and features more than 40 rides and attractions like Typhoon Twister and Tsunami Surge.

    Other new stuff
    Also new for the 2025 season is the reimagined Smokehouse on the Water restaurant featuring an all-new menu consisting of brisket and pulled pork and side dishes like house-made macaroni & cheese, chopped salad, and cornbread.

    Other park enhancements include new double-decker family cabanas with beach furniture, updated restrooms, themed murals, and a fresh look throughout the park.

    “Splash Island was designed with our families in mind," says Hurricane Harbor Park Manager Heather Blair in a statement. "It provides tons of fun for kids and parents alike, and a place for everyone to relax in the nearby cabanas while they savor our new food and beverage offerings.”

    Hurricane Harbor Arlington is open daily through August 10, and then on weekends through Labor Day.

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