When Conan O'Brien announced he was bringing Conan to Dallas for Final Four week, you just knew that he would leave no Texas stereotype unturned, and his first show did not disappoint.
His monologue referenced Texas' fondness for big hair, guns and Whataburger, among other things.
Big Tex from the State Fair of Texas made an appearance, or at least part of him did...
Because O'Brien is in town to promote the Final Four at AT&T Stadium, he showed a remote shot from Jerry World where he used a catapult to shoot a 72 ounce steak — from Amarillo, of all places — into a basketball hoop.
Noted Texan Dirk Nowitzki showed up to administer a Texas citizenship test to O'Brien, where we "learned" that Texas borders two foreign countries, Tony Romo is bad for your health and beef is pretty much everything we care about.
O'Brien also introduced what will likely be a week-long running bit where he attempts to get deputized by the Johnson County sheriff.
Oh, and if it matters, O'Brien welcomed Adam Sandler and Tig Notaro as actual guests, whose combined relevancy to Texas is close to zero, but who made us laugh nonetheless.
Tuesday night's guests will be Seth Rogen and Phillip Phillips.
The stage at the Majestic Theatre was decked out in all things Dallas and Texas for the first day of Conan in Dallas.
Photo courtesy of TBS
The stage at the Majestic Theatre was decked out in all things Dallas and Texas for the first day of Conan in Dallas.
Of all the formulaic movie genres, Christmas/holiday movies are among the most predictable. No matter what the problem is that arises between family members, friends, or potential romantic partners, the stories in holiday movies are designed to give viewers a feel-good ending even if the majority of the movie makes you feel pretty bad.
That’s certainly the case in Oh. What. Fun., in which Michelle Pfeiffer plays Claire, an underappreciated mom living in Houston with her inattentive husband, Nick (Denis Leary). As the film begins, her three children are arriving back home for Christmas: The high-strung Channing (Felicity Jones) is married to the milquetoast Doug (Jason Schwartzman); the aloof Taylor (Chloë Grace Moretz) brings home yet another new girlfriend; and the perpetual child Sammy (Dominic Sessa) has just broken up with his girlfriend.
Each of the family members seems to be oblivious to everything Claire does for them, especially when it comes to what she really wants: For them to nominate her to win a trip to see a talk show in L.A. hosted by Zazzy Tims (Eva Longoria). When she accidentally gets left behind on a planned outing to see a show, Claire reaches her breaking point and — in a kind of Home Alone in reverse — she decides to drive across the country to get to the show herself.
Written and directed by Michael Showalter (The Idea of You), and co-written by Chandler Baker (who wrote the short story on which the film is based), the movie never establishes any kind of enjoyable rhythm. Each of the characters, including competitive neighbor Jeanne (Joan Chen), is assigned a character trait that becomes their entire personality, with none of them allowed to evolve into something deeper.
The filmmakers lean hard into the idea that Claire is a person who always puts her family first and receives very little in return, but the evidence presented in the story is sketchy at best. Every situation shown in the film is so superficial that tension barely exists, and the (over)reactions by Claire give her family members few opportunities to make up for their failings.
The most interesting part of the movie comes when Claire actually makes it to the Zazzy Sims show. Even though what happens there is just as unbelievable as anything else presented in the story, Showalter and Baker concoct a scene that allows Claire and others to fully express the central theme of the film, and for a few minutes the movie actually lives up to its title.
Pfeiffer, given her first leading role since 2020’s French Exit, is a somewhat manic presence, and her thick Texas accent and unnecessary voiceover don’t do her any favors. It seems weird to have such a strong supporting cast with almost nothing of substance to do, but almost all of them are wasted, including Danielle Brooks in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo. The lone exception is Longoria, who is a blast in the few scenes she gets.
Oh. What. Fun. is far from the first movie to try and fail at becoming a new holiday classic, but the pedigree of Showalter and the cast make this dismal viewing experience extra disappointing. Ironically, overworked and underappreciated moms deserve a much better story than the one this movie delivers.
