Editor's note: There's so much that's beautiful, funny, smart and informative on the Internet. Problem is, there's also a bunch of garbage. Here's the best of the web right now.
Lesbians will watch endless hours of sports, play video games for days and generally not care what clothes you wear. If gay marriage isn't approved, then gay women are going after straight men. Just because they can.
2. 50 amazing photos from Cat Heaven island in Japan. It's every bit as cuddly and cute as you've imagined.
3. Milking: Latest Internet craze may be the dumbest yet. Yes, this is pretty much exactly like it sounds. Teens in the UK came up with the hilarious idea of dumping a jug of moo juice on one's head in a public place. And filming it, of course.
4. Bill Clinton sent only two emails while president. The ’90s, man. What a crazy time to be alive.
5. Local link shout-out: Texas Monthly's Pamela Colloff wrote a fantastic — and haunting — two-part series called "The Innocent Man." If it doesn't make you lose some sleep at night, you might not have a soul.