Dallas celebrity chef Stephan Pyles welcomed the cast of Ballroom With a Twist, aka a traveling Dancing With the Stars, to San Salvaje for the official cast party.
After a successful show at the Music Hall at Fair Park, a posse comprising Cheryl Burke, Karina Smirnoff, Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Tony Dovolani headed to the modern Latin restaurant, where the staff was ready and waiting. Other BWAT cast members — including Legacy Perez, Jenna Johnson and Randi Lynn Strong — as well as former Bachelor and DWTS castmember Sean Lowe and wife Catherine, also hit up the Arts District hot spot, bringing the tally to more than 30 singers and dancers.
Tony Dovolani was the life of the party, showing that trademark charm and charisma his fans adore.
Dovolani was the life of the party, showing that trademark charm and charisma his fans adore. He and Smirnoff created quite a stir on the patio with their smoking hot moves, causing passersby to snap photos and drivers to roll down their windows to get a better look.
Salsa band Fifo Y Su Combo impressed the group so much that they opted to hire the band for another hour. Sources also tell us that Burke and Smirnoff were dolls throughout the evening, never letting their celebrity status get in the way of a little Texas fun.
If you were inspired by this dance party, you can create your own: San Salvaje has live Latin music and dancing every Friday and Saturday, from 9 pm to midnight.
In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.
The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.
Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.
Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.
The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.
It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.
Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.
Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.
