Texas sports fans may have heard the story of Jennelle Carrillo, the Cleburne woman who filed a lawsuit this week against the Dallas Cowboys and owner Jerry Jones over severe buttocks burns.

The Cowboys fan claims to have suffered injury, pain, disfigurement and more after sitting on a black marble bench outside of new Cowboys Stadium before a team scrimmage in August 2010.

As with anything to do with potentially frivolous lawsuits or butt injuries, the issue sparked a lively debate in our morning editorial meeting in Houston. Here's a snippet:

Chris Baldwin, the resident bulldog, believes that we should try to understand the full story.

Chris says: "I just think that we rush to blame people who sue, without knowing everything. I mean, people still blame the McDonald's coffee lady, and if you know the whole story, she obviously had a case."

Joel Luks, arts aficionado, thinks that the lady must have been crazy for sitting so long — but that she ought to get them for all they're worth.

Joel says: "If you get hurt and you fine somebody like the Cowboys, who have a lot of fucking money, why would you not try to get as much money as possible? Because you burned your ass — wait, what did she burn? I'm assuming that she burned her ass.

"I mean, was she just frying there, thinking, my legs are hurting, I should get up?"

Sarah Rufca, our foodie, lawsuit expert and pragmatist, doesn't believe in suing for suing's sake.

Sarah says: "If a bench is a liability and not a service, we can't even have benches. And I like benches.

"I had leather seats in my car, and leather is not even stone, and it got really hot and it burned me — but I never sued anyone about that. Maybe I should have.

"I mean, I think the Cowboys could argue that they probably weren't expecting people to sit on marble benches in the heat with a naked butt or with exposed legs. (The woman's attorney says she was wearing long pants and still got burned.) I just can't believe that she didn't put her hand down first, not only to check the temperature, but also to balance and guide herself into seated position. Like a plane landing."

This writer would have known long before sitting whether the surface of the bench was too hot.

I say: "I often wipe a chair or a bench just to make sure I'm not sitting on crumbs or something [a quirk that Sarah has noted on multiple occasions]."

Tyler Rudick, a guy who knows his bizarre crime, suggests that we conduct a bench experiment to test the temperatures of different materials.

Tyler says: "The world is a much more dangerous place than you think it is."