On May 29, Hypnotic Donuts in East Dallas kicks off what it calls “rated R” bingo. Every other Wednesday, from 7-9 pm, Hypnotic offers chicken biscuits and cake doughnuts during a game of dirty bingo. Your job is to BYOB.
Hypnotic also will sell nonalcoholic beverages, but bingo enthusiasts are encouraged to load up on booze beforehand, because everyone knows that beer and chicken biscuits go together like beer and everything.
Everyone knows that beer and chicken biscuits go together like beer and everything.
Hypnotic is keeping things cozy, so only the first 20 people to RSVP can play. You have to call 214-668-6999 and put down a $15 deposit to prevent no-shows. But why wouldn’t you show up to a BYOB bingo? If you show up, there’s no charge.
The first session is already full, but the next boozy bingo date is June 12. The overall winner takes home a prize, and in case the “rated R” bit was unclear, this is not a kid-friendly activity.
In other Hypnotic news, the shop recently began selling vegan doughnuts and cinnamon rolls. No word on whether or not the bingo cards are vegan, though. To be safe, don't eat them.