Editor's note:Another week has come and gone, and there's a lot we all probably missed. But we're looking out for you, kid. Here are the most popular stories from this past week:
1. Beloved Dallas chef Randall Copeland has died. The well-liked chef and co-owner of Restaurant Ava died on Tuesday morning. According to a spokeswoman for his restaurant, Copeland died in his sleep; the cause of death was not known. He was 39.
2. Pennsylvania brewery Sly Fox changes the world with 360 Lid. From the demigods at Sly Fox Beer in Pennsylvania comes the greatest evolution in canned beer since the stay-tab. And if that invention was the blunderbuss of cans, this is the Colt .45. This is how the West is won, y’all.
3. Restaurant Ava in Rockwall closes. With the tragic death of its chef and co-owner Randall Copeland, Restaurant Ava in Rockwall has closed down for good. Patrick Davalos, a friend of Copeland's and investor in his Bishop Arts restaurant Boulevardier, remembers Copeland and Ava fondly.
4. Suspected murderer and accomplice escape from North Texas jail. Around 8:30 am on April 2, two inmates escaped from the Hopkins County Jail in Sulphur Springs. John Marlin King, 39, and Brian Allen Tucker, 44, were on the lam for two days before being caught in the city of Cooper, about 20 miles away from the jail.
5. Get your grub on with the 5 best burgers in Dallas. A couple of criteria: These joints had to be from Dallas originally, so places like Hopdoddy’s were out, even though Hopdoddy’s could’ve made this list. The other criterion was that we made sure to not put your favorite burger joint on here. Just because.
Sly Fox Brewery in Pennsylvania has unveiled an amazing new way to drink beer from a can.
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Sly Fox Brewery in Pennsylvania has unveiled an amazing new way to drink beer from a can.
Conan O'Brien and Rose Byrne in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Movie history is littered with depictions of stressed-out mothers who have breakdowns due to the pressure put on them by their children, spouses, or society in general. Recent examples include Hereditary, Tully, and Nightbitch, with each of them finding different ways to depict their main character’s struggles. Yet another put-upon mother goes through the wringer in the oddly-named If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.
When we meet Linda (Rose Byrne), she’s already in the middle of a huge ball of stress. Her daughter (Delaney Quinn) suffers from an unnamed illness that requires around-the-clock care and frequent doctor visitors. Her husband, Charles (Christian Slater), is a boat captain whose job keeps him away from home for long periods of time. And her job as a therapist requires her to hear other people’s problems, necessitating her seeing a fellow therapist (Conan O’Brien) on a daily basis.
Nearly everyone else she encounters in the movie adds to her anxiety, including Caroline (Danielle Macdonald), a new mother who’s constantly worried about her baby; Dr. Spring (Mary Bronstein), who constantly harps on Linda to get her daughter to eat; an officious parking attendant at the hospital; and a sneering desk clerk at the motel she and her daughter are forced to stay at after a plumbing disaster at home. Consequently, she dismisses James (A$AP Rocky), another motel worker, the one person who treats her with a modicum of kindness.
Written and directed by Bronstein, the film is a harrowing experience that somehow also manages to be darkly funny at times. Linda is dealing with way too much for one person to adequately handle, something that is compounded by the fact that nobody really listens to her, not even the therapist she’s paying to do so. Scenes bounce back and forth between Linda demonstrating righteous anger at what the world is throwing at her and crushing guilt over supposedly not doing enough for her child.
Bronstein depicts Linda’s journey in a number of interesting ways, some straightforward and others not so much. Bronstein makes liberal use of close-ups on Linda’s face, heightening the feeling that the world is closing in on her. The plumbing problem at her home results in a huge hole in the ceiling, which becomes the source of some unexplained phenomena, a choice that might have been unnecessary.
What’s most striking about the film is how hardly anyone is on Linda’s side. Since the film joins the story as it’s already in progress, the audience is left to guess as to how Linda has behaved in the past to garner such negative interactions from people who should be helping her. While she’s not a perfect person, she also doesn’t appear to be such a jerk that she should be treated with disdain everywhere she goes.
Byrne, who’s gravitated toward lighter roles in recent years, is an absolute marvel in this part. The more stress Linda feels, the more she becomes disheveled, and Byrne makes you feel every ounce of the character’s pain. O’Brien, who’s rarely had to play anyone but “Conan O’Brien” before, is surprisingly good, tamping down his comic sensibility to complement Byrne well. A$AP Rocky also makes a nice impression, elevating a character that’s a little underwritten.
The role of a mom is never an easy one, and that’s in the best of circumstances. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You - a title that is never explained yet still somehow fits - earns its stripes by demonstrating how the often thankless job of motherhood can become even more distressing when the mom in question is given little to no support.
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is now playing in select theaters.