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    Weekend Event Planner

    Maroon 5 and Kelly Clarkson headline the best weekend events in Dallas

    Alex Bentley
    Sep 19, 2013 | 12:00 am

    It sounds like a broken record, but music once again is the flavor of the weekend for events around Dallas-Fort Worth. In addition to three different music festivals, there are two big-name concerts at Gexa Energy Pavilion.

    If live music isn't your thing, the weekend also offers major openings at the Perot Museum and Dallas Arboretum, a Broadway show and a celebration of philanthropy.

    Below are the best options for your precious free time Thursday through Sunday. Don't like what you see? Lucky for you, we have a much longer list of the city's best events.

    Thursday, September 19

    2013 North Texas Giving Day
    North Texas Giving Day is a mostly-online event to inspire people to donate money to their favorite non-profit companies around Dallas-Fort Worth. But there will be several "donation stations" around Dallas to provide entertainment while you give, including ones at Communities Foundation of Texas, Klyde Warren Park and the DART's Akard Station.

    Lexus Broadway Series presents Peter and the Starcatcher
    We just had an opportunity to watch Peter Pan in action with Dallas Theater Center's Fly, but now comes Peter and the Starcatcher​, the Tony Award-winning play that tells how Peter Pan became the boy who never grows up. The production will play at Winspear Opera House through September 29.

    Friday, September 20

    2013 Plano Balloon Festival
    Sure, the Plano Balloon Festival has all your standard festival trappings like music, food and rides, but people come from miles around for the spectacle of a slew of hot air balloons all lighting up at once before taking off into the morning or evening sky. The festival takes place at Oak Point Park and Nature Preserve in Plano through Sunday. Pro tip: Park at the DART Parker Road Station and hop on the free shuttle.

    Depeche Mode in concert with Crystal Castles
    Depeche Mode is not the band it was in the ’80s, when the electronic music pioneers put out an album almost every year and rode high on songs like "People are People" and "Personal Jesus." But the group never dropped off the map, putting a new album every 3-4 years, including 2013's Delta Machine. They'll play at Gexa Energy Pavilion with Crystal Castles as opening act.

    Saturday, September 21

    Dallas Arboretum presents Rory Meyers Children's Adventure Garden grand opening
    As we already wrote in our glowing review, the newest addition to the grounds of the Dallas Arboretum is an 8-acre wonderland that combines learning and entertainment in a unique and fantastic way. Aimed at children middle school age and below, there's so much to do that kids of any age will have a good time exploring everything they have to offer.

    2013 Red Bull Flugtag DFW
    Flugtag is supposedly a competition to see who can build a contraption that will fly the farthest after being pushed off a ramp over water. But since most of them are built by college students hopped up on Red Bull, it's more of an excuse to see the vehicles — and the people in them — splash spectacularly in the water. You can see the craziness at Lake Carolyn in Irving.

    2013 Breakaway Music Festival
    The first of three music festivals in Dallas-Fort Worth on Saturday, Breakaway features a variety of national and local music acts, including Empire of the Sun, the Wu-Tang Clan, Matt and Kim, Ra Ra Riot, Oil Boom and YeahDef. The festivities, which also includes food, rides and other attractions, kick off at noon at Toyota Stadium in Frisco.

    2013 Clearfork Music Festival
    Heading west, you'll find another music festival that takes advantage of a great space right on the Trinity River. Clearfork boasts a local and regional line-up, including bands like Whiskey Folk, Spoonfed Tribe, The Hanna Barbarians, The Effinays, Year of the Bear, Frisky Volcanic and Stew Moss. The show starts at 2 pm at Heart of the Ranch at Clearfork.

    OneRepublic in concert with Sara Bareilles, Johnny Rzeznik, Plain White T's, David Cook and Harper Blynn
    If you prefer your music festival to have more of a national flare, check out 102.9 NOW's Texas Tango at Verizon Theatre at Grand Prairie, which brings together a host of big names like OneRepublic, Sara Bareilles, Goo Goo Dolls lead singer Johnny Rzeznik, Plain White T's, David Cook and Harper Blynn.

    Sunday, September 22

    Perot Museum of Nature and Science presents Animal Inside Out
    Not wanting the Arboretum to steal all the science headlines this weekend, the Perot Museum unveils its first traveling exhibit, Animal Inside Out. On display in the lower level exhibition hall through February 17, 2014, it's a fascinating — and occasionally creepy — look at the inside workings of animals like squid, camels, bulls, ostriches and more from the makers of Body Worlds.

    Maroon 5 in concert with Kelly Clarkson and PJ Morton
    Despite all the other concerts going on this weekend, you'll have to wait until Sunday for the biggest one of all. Maroon 5, and its chair-spinning lead singer Adam Levine, is technically the headliner for this show at Gexa Energy Pavilion, but anytime Kelly Clarkson — who has a new Christmas album coming out soon — comes back home, you know who'll get the most love. They'll be joined by opening act PJ Morton.

    Electronic music pioneers Depeche Mode will play at Gexa Energy Pavilion on September 20.

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    Movie Review

    Rose Byrne plays one stressed-out mom in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

    Alex Bentley
    Oct 24, 2025 | 4:24 pm
    Conan O'Brien and Rose Byrne in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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    Conan O'Brien and Rose Byrne in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

    Movie history is littered with depictions of stressed-out mothers who have breakdowns due to the pressure put on them by their children, spouses, or society in general. Recent examples include Hereditary, Tully, and Nightbitch, with each of them finding different ways to depict their main character’s struggles. Yet another put-upon mother goes through the wringer in the oddly-named If I Had Legs I’d Kick You.

    When we meet Linda (Rose Byrne), she’s already in the middle of a huge ball of stress. Her daughter (Delaney Quinn) suffers from an unnamed illness that requires around-the-clock care and frequent doctor visitors. Her husband, Charles (Christian Slater), is a boat captain whose job keeps him away from home for long periods of time. And her job as a therapist requires her to hear other people’s problems, necessitating her seeing a fellow therapist (Conan O’Brien) on a daily basis.

    Nearly everyone else she encounters in the movie adds to her anxiety, including Caroline (Danielle Macdonald), a new mother who’s constantly worried about her baby; Dr. Spring (Mary Bronstein), who constantly harps on Linda to get her daughter to eat; an officious parking attendant at the hospital; and a sneering desk clerk at the motel she and her daughter are forced to stay at after a plumbing disaster at home. Consequently, she dismisses James (A$AP Rocky), another motel worker, the one person who treats her with a modicum of kindness.

    Written and directed by Bronstein, the film is a harrowing experience that somehow also manages to be darkly funny at times. Linda is dealing with way too much for one person to adequately handle, something that is compounded by the fact that nobody really listens to her, not even the therapist she’s paying to do so. Scenes bounce back and forth between Linda demonstrating righteous anger at what the world is throwing at her and crushing guilt over supposedly not doing enough for her child.

    Bronstein depicts Linda’s journey in a number of interesting ways, some straightforward and others not so much. Bronstein makes liberal use of close-ups on Linda’s face, heightening the feeling that the world is closing in on her. The plumbing problem at her home results in a huge hole in the ceiling, which becomes the source of some unexplained phenomena, a choice that might have been unnecessary.

    What’s most striking about the film is how hardly anyone is on Linda’s side. Since the film joins the story as it’s already in progress, the audience is left to guess as to how Linda has behaved in the past to garner such negative interactions from people who should be helping her. While she’s not a perfect person, she also doesn’t appear to be such a jerk that she should be treated with disdain everywhere she goes.

    Byrne, who’s gravitated toward lighter roles in recent years, is an absolute marvel in this part. The more stress Linda feels, the more she becomes disheveled, and Byrne makes you feel every ounce of the character’s pain. O’Brien, who’s rarely had to play anyone but “Conan O’Brien” before, is surprisingly good, tamping down his comic sensibility to complement Byrne well. A$AP Rocky also makes a nice impression, elevating a character that’s a little underwritten.

    The role of a mom is never an easy one, and that’s in the best of circumstances. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You - a title that is never explained yet still somehow fits - earns its stripes by demonstrating how the often thankless job of motherhood can become even more distressing when the mom in question is given little to no support.

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    If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is now playing in select theaters.

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