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1. Dave Chappelle has a meltdown onstage in Connecticut. Comedian Dave Chappelle's return to the standup stage has not always been a smooth one. The outspoken comedian once again lost his cool, this time at a show in Hartford, Connecticut. Chappelle reportedly sat on a stool, chained smoked cigarettes, and read passages from an audience member's book for 15 out of his allotted 25 minutes onstage.
2. Kittens bring the New York subway, and our melted hearts, to a halt. A pair of purring kittens brought part of New York's subway system to a standstill for nearly two hours. The Metropolitan Transportation Authority suspended subway service after the felines were spotted on the tracks in Brooklyn. Christened Arthur and August, the kittens are scheduled to be put up for adoption.
3. Darla Holloway, 4, sings "God Bless America" at Fenway Park. Little Darla Holloway was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia when she was just 2 years old. Now, at the ripe old age of 4, she's taking a break from chemotherapy to sing this song and remind you why life is so precious.
4. Ben Rector hits a 70-yard field goal with a Frisbee. Singer-songwriter Ben Rector is a jack of all trades. He also happens to love Frisbee and Baylor football. We give him extra style points for waving the disc through the uprights and for not wearing shoes at Floyd Casey Stadium.
5. Grandparents develop iPad app to stay in touch with family. Whoever says you can't teach an old dog new tricks never met Charlie and Maria Girsch, the most technologically savvy grandparents on the planet. The couple (who are an ex-priest and nun, no joke) created the iPad app FamZoom to stay in touch with their six children and eight grandchildren. The app syncs screens so that whatever one person is drawing, saying or playing displays on both screens. The app should be available soon.
Dave Chappell spent 15 minutes chain smoking and reading a book onstage at a recent show.
Career revivals like the one that has happened to Ke Huy Quan are extremely rare in Hollywood. As a child, he scored two big back-to-back roles in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and The Goonies. While he found occasional work after that, his career mostly went dormant starting in 2002 until he was cast in Everything Everywhere All at Once, a role that won him an Oscar.
Now, he’s the toast of the town, including his first-ever starring role as the lead in Love Hurts. Quan plays Marvin Gable, a relentlessly positive real estate agent who’s the top seller in his area. But from the beginning of the film, it’s clear that he has a hidden backstory, as he receives a veiled threat in a note from a woman named Rose (Ariana DeBose), who is seen early on defacing many of his advertisements around town.
When a heavy called The Raven (Mustafa Shakir) confronts Marvin at his office, he is pulled back into his old life, one where he was involved in the criminal enterprise of his brother, Knuckles (Daniel Wu). Soon he’s dodging attacks on multiple fronts, looking out for Rose, and all the while trying to keep up appearances at his day job.
Directed by Jonathan Eusebio (a stunt coordinator making his directorial debut) and written by Matthew Murray, Josh Stoddard, and Luke Passmore, the film is one big excuse to have Quan show off the martial arts skills he demonstrated in his Oscar-winning role. While there is some semblance of a story, it’s mostly to set up the various fight scenes; there’s little attempt to make the audience care about any of the stakes.
Instead, Eusebio and his team vacillate between moments of calmness and sequences with extreme violence. Quan and his fellow combatants (in addition to Shakir, he faces off against Marshawn Lynch, Cam Gigandet, and others) engage in a series of creative moves designed to inflict as much pain as possible. The juxtaposition of the seemingly mild-mannered Marvin with his abilities works relatively well, as does the variety of implements used as weapons (pencils, boba straws, feathers, and more come into play over the course of the film).
But the lack of a full story catches up with the film in the end, as instead of building to some kind of grand finale, there are diminishing returns with every scene. The filmmakers try to distract with a semi-amusing romantic connection between The Raven and Marvin’s assistant, Ashley (Lio Tipton), something that works much better than allusions to a bond between Marvin and Rose. There’s also a mini-Goonies reunion with Sean Astin as Marvin’s boss that’s kind of fun, but the antipathy between Marvin and his attackers never fully develops.
Quan is a joyful presence who does his level best to make himself into a lead actor, but he’s not served well in the film as a whole. DeBose, an Oscar winner herself, seems to be stuck in a rut of mediocre roles, ones that don’t allow her to show off her skills like West Side Story. Lynch shows again he’s reliable in comic sidekick roles, while Tipton and Shakir are the only other actors to make any kind of impact.
The Valentine’s theme of Love Hurts is not the only part of the film that feels tacked on. While the idea of letting Quan show off his skills is a good one in theory, very little thought appears to have been put into making that showcase effective. The result is a forgettable action comedy that puts more emphasis on ultraviolence than its story.