Links we love right now
The official Johnny football tribute haircut, inappropriate Elf on the Shelf andgrumpy cats
Editor's note: There's so much that's beautiful, funny, smart and informative on the Internet. Problem is, there's also a bunch of garbage. Here's the best of the web right now:
1. Johnny Football haircut buzzing in Texas. How do you honor Heisman finalist Johnny Manziel? If you're a 17-year-old student in Manziel's hometown of Kerrville, Texas, you shave his likeness into your head. Duh. Warning: You will be sent him from school.
2. Inappropriate elf returns. Those with children have probably heard of Elf on the Shelf. But have you heard of Baby Rabies' Inappropriate Elf Contest? Now in its second year, inappropriate elf has been spotted doing body shots off Barbie, getting naughty with Mrs. Claus and imitating Dexter. PG-13 fun.
3. Speaking of PG-13 fun: Bad Kids Jokes tumblr is funny for adults. If the tumblr author is to be trusted, these are actual jokes submitted (and rejected) to a children's website. Not all are dirty, though there certainly are those. My favorite is dry and G-rated. Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A: Get in the car.
4. Family reenacts paintings by famous artists. This takes awkward family photos to a whole new level. Hurry, there's still time to make your Christmas card historically accurate.
5. Grumpy cat has the worst day ever. Dear feline lovers who told me you liked last week's cat heaven blurb: Message received.
