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    Weekend Event Planner

    Porgy and Bess and plenty of Christmas cheer top best weekend events in Dallas

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 12, 2013 | 12:00 am

    There are two themes to the best events in Dallas-Fort Worth this weekend. One, of course, is the holiday season, as nearly every featured event revolves around celebrating it in one way or another. The other is make-up events, as the ice storm this past weekend forced the postponement of a couple of significant outings.

    Below are the best options for your precious free time Thursday through Sunday. Don't like what you see? Lucky for you, we have a much longer list of the city's best events.

    Thursday, December 12

    Lexus Broadway Series presents The Gershwins' Porgy and Bess
    It's not a holiday show, but theater lovers are still getting a gift with the national tour of the Tony Award-winning Porgy and Bess. Set to the timeless music of Ira and George Gershwin, it's an epic romance that features songs like "Summertime," “It Ain’t Necessarily So” and “I Got Plenty of Nothing.” The production plays at Winspear Opera House through December 22.

    Our Productions Theatre Company presents Sweater Curse: A Yarn About Love
    Arts and media journalist Elaine Liner has been writing about the Dallas theater scene for a long time, and now she's about to become a part of it. Her debut play weaves together her obsessions with knitting, great literature that mentions knitting, old movies in which Bette Davis knits, and the knotty problems of romance. It plays at MCL Grand Theater in Lewisville through Sunday.

    Friday, December 13

    Klyde Warren Park Ice Skating Rink
    The ice brought on by Winter Storm Cleon should be mostly gone by Friday, which means it's the perfect time for Klyde Warren Park to introduce its long-anticipated ice skating rink. It's actually not ice; it's a synthetic surface called Super-Glide that acts like real ice, which means you can skate in both cold and warm weather. The rink is open every day through January 31.

    Reliant Lights Your Holidays 2013
    Okay, let's try this again. The first attempt at starting a new holiday tradition in the Dallas Arts District was postponed due to the ice storm, but all systems are go for this Friday. Expect lots of family-friendly activities, including a snow park on top of the reflecting pool in Sammons Park, along with lighting of 250,000 LED lights and a fireworks display.

    Ricki Derek's A Merry Little Christmas Show 2013
    Local crooner Ricki Derek has been paying homage to the classic jazz/big band sound for years, and this show brings back the feeling of the old Bing Crosby Christmas specials. Derek and a few special guests play two shows at the Scat Jazz Lounge on Friday before bringing their act to Dallas on Saturday for two shows at Lakewood Theater.

    Saturday, December 14

    Perot Museum of Nature and Science First Anniversary Celebration
    It's only been a year since the Perot Museum of Nature and Science first opened its doors, but it's become so ingrained in Dallas that it feels like it's been here much longer. The museum hosts a special event in its outdoor plaza featuring music, cake and an encore performance by the dance troupe BANDALOOP, who memorably scaled the building at its opening.

    Christmas in the Stockyards 2013
    Another event postponed due to weather, the annual Christmas in the Stockyards at the Historic Fort Worth Stockyards celebrates the holidays the cowboy way. Expect a Cowboy Santa, pony rides, chicken roping, petting zoo, caroling, Fort Worth Herd Cow Camp, holiday parade and, of course, a Christmas tree lighting.

    The Women's Chorus of Dallas presents Baby It's Hot Outside
    The Women's Chorus of Dallas wants to get your mind off of the recent freezing temperatures with the beach-themed Baby It's Hot Outside. Joined by the Les Amis String Quartet at Dallas City Performance Hall, they put a warm spin on holiday classics and other works.

    Sunday, December 15

    Richardson Theatre Centre presents Mrs. Bob Cratchit's Wild Christmas Binge
    Dallas Theater Center is presenting the traditional version of A Christmas Carol, but Richardson Theatre Centre has gone in another direction with this play. In this version, the ghosts spur on Scrooge a little too quickly, as he arrives at the Cratchits' house while Mrs. Cratchit is in a flurry preparing for the holidays. The comedy runs through December 29.

    Lone Star Wind Orchestra presents Joyful and Triumphant: A Holiday Concert
    Some of the most talented youth musicians the area has to offer are on display at this concert presented by the Lone Star Wind Orchestra. The LSWO Youth Winds and J.J. Pearce High School Wind Ensemble play a variety of music at Dallas City Performance Hall, from holiday favorites to rousing classical pieces.

    The Gershwins’ Porgy and Bess plays at Winspear Opera House through December 22.

    Alicia Hall Moran as Bess and Nathaniel Stampley as Porgy in the The Gershwins\u2019 Porgy and Bess
    Photo by Michael J. Lutch
    The Gershwins’ Porgy and Bess plays at Winspear Opera House through December 22.
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    Movie Review

    Comedy all-stars Jack Black and Paul Rudd can't save Anaconda sequel

    Alex Bentley
    Dec 26, 2025 | 1:01 pm
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda
    Photo by Matt Grace
    Jack Black and Paul Rudd in Anaconda.

    In Hollywood’s never-ending quest to take advantage of existing intellectual property, seemingly no older movie is off limits, even if the original was not well-regarded. That’s certainly the case with 1997’s Anaconda, which is best known for being a lesser entry on the filmography of Ice Cube and Jennifer Lopez, as well as some horrendous accent work by Jon Voight.

    The idea behind the new meta-sequel Anaconda is arguably a good one. Four friends — Doug (Jack Black), Griff (Paul Rudd), Claire (Thandiwe Newton), and Kenny (Steve Zahn) — who made homemade movies when they were teenagers decide to remake Anaconda on a shoestring budget. Egged on by Griff, an actor who can’t catch a break, the four of them pull together enough money to fly down to Brazil, hire a boat, and film a script written by Doug.

    Naturally, almost nothing goes as planned in the Amazon, including losing their trained snake and running headlong into a criminal enterprise. Soon enough, everything else takes second place to the presence of a giant anaconda that is stalking them and anyone else who crosses its path.

    Written and directed by Tom Gormican, with help from co-writer Kevin Etten, the film is designed to be an outrageous comedy peppered with laugh-out-loud moments that cover up the fact that there’s really no story. That would be all well and good … if anything the film had to offer was truly funny. Only a few scenes elicit any honest laughter, and so instead the audience is fed half-baked jokes, a story with no focus, and actors who ham it up to get any kind of reaction.

    The biggest problem is that the meta-ness of the film goes too far. None of the core four characters possess any interesting traits, and their blandness is transferred over to the actors playing them. And so even as they face some harrowing situations or ones that could be funny, it’s difficult to care about anything they do since the filmmakers never make the basic effort of making the audience care about them.

    It’s weird to say in a movie called Anaconda, but it becomes much too focused on the snake in the second half of the film. If the goal is to be a straight-up comedy, then everything up to and including the snake attacks should be serving that objective. But most of the time the attacks are either random or moments when the characters are already scared, and so any humor that could be mined all but disappears.

    Black and Rudd are comedy all-stars who can typically be counted on to elevate even subpar material. That’s not the case here, as each only scores on a few occasions, with Black’s physicality being the funniest thing in the movie. Newton is not a good fit with this type of movie, and she isn’t done any favors by some seriously bad wigs. Zahn used to be the go-to guy for funny sidekicks, but he brings little to the table in this role.

    Any attempt at rebooting/remaking an old piece of IP should make a concerted effort to differentiate itself from the original, and in that way, the new Anaconda succeeds. Unfortunately, that’s its only success, as the filmmakers can never find the right balance to turn it into the bawdy comedy they seemed to want.

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    Anaconda is now playing in theaters.

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