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Only diehard Johnny Depp fans will enjoy The Lone Ranger

Alex Bentley
Jul 3, 2013 | 6:00 am
Only diehard Johnny Depp fans will enjoy The Lone Ranger
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Capitalizing on nostalgia will probably always be a big thing in Hollywood, as every generation likes to look back on famous characters. But as the Lone Ranger had his heyday in the 1950s, it seems like a bit of stretch to bring him back now.

But that didn’t stop the makers of The Lone Ranger from trying, especially because they felt they had a unique take on the story. This version would be told from the perspective of Tonto (Johnny Depp), a character that has long been derided for being treated in a racist manner.

The action is framed by an elderly Tonto recounting how he came to meet John Reid (Armie Hammer), a.k.a. the man who would go on to become the Lone Ranger. The two reluctantly join forces after they develop a common enemy, Butch Cavendish (William Fichtner).

Many of the characters feel undercooked, starting with the Lone Ranger himself.

The simplicity of that set-up is quickly complicated, though, as director Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean series) and the trio of writers pile on subplot after subplot, ultimately taking the film to an ungainly two-and-a-half-hours.

Even at that length, many of the characters feel undercooked, starting with the Lone Ranger himself. We learn that he’s a lawyer, that he has a Texas Ranger for a brother and that he and his brother’s wife probably had a thing at one time, but that’s about it. Rarely will you see a title character so underdeveloped.

The reason for that, of course, is because of the effort put toward fleshing out Tonto. While that works for the character, it hurts the movie as a whole. It’s great fun to see Depp hamming it up with hilarious one-liners, but the focus is so singular you realize you don’t really care about anything involving Reid or the other characters.

That’s a shame, because Hammer actually makes for a really good Lone Ranger. He has presence, charm and the ability to be really funny when called upon. But because he has to constantly compete with Depp’s bon mots, he rarely has the opportunity to shine.

Depp gives it his all, and he’s the biggest reason the film remains at least semi-watchable. He may or may not have Native American blood in him, but that quickly becomes a moot point given how entertaining he is. It’s yet another in a long line of quirky yet grandly appealing roles for the eccentric Depp.

Unfortunately, the non-Tonto elements can’t compete, making the rest of the film seem as if it’s just going through the motions instead of delivering a high-octane summer tentpole. The Lone Ranger could yet ride high again, but not this time.

Funny facial expressions are one tool in Johnny Depp's comedy arsenal in The Lone Ranger.

Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer in The Lone Ranger
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Funny facial expressions are one tool in Johnny Depp's comedy arsenal in The Lone Ranger.
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These are the 11 best things to do in Dallas this New Year's weekend

Alex Bentley
Dec 31, 2025 | 3:00 pm
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The holiday hangover is real when it comes to events, as very few new events will be taking place over New Year's weekend. Choices include New Year's Eve celebrations, a music festival, a big college football game, a family New Year's event, three comedians, two local theater productions, the annual return of a Chinese dance troupe, and the final days of holiday-themed events.

Below are the best ways to spend your free time this New Year's weekend. If you want more options, check out the calendar for an even longer list of the city's best events.

Wednesday, December 31

New Year's Eve celebrations
There are plenty of options acoss Dallas to celebrate the end of 2025 and beginning of 2026. We've helpfully compiled 12 of the most interesting ones on this list; head to our calendar to see more choices. Here are some special NYE dinners, and here's a list of restaurants open for brunch the following day.

Lights All Night
Electronic music fans will once again get to bring in the New Year with a variety of acts performing at Dallas Market Hall. The two-day event, which started on Tuesday, will wrap up on Wednesday with performances by Illenium, Porter Robinson (DJ set), RL Grime, Ayybo, Odd Mob, Jackie Hollander, Grabbitz, Maddy O'Neal, and Skellytn, among others.

Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic
The annual Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic will also serve as a quarterfinal game in the 2025 College Football Playoff. After a first-round win by the No. 10 seed Miami Hurricanes over Texas A&M, they will take on the No. 2 seed Ohio State Buckeyes at AT&T Stadium. The winner will move on to play either Georgia or Ole Miss at the Fiesta Bowl on January 9.

Thursday, January 1

Vogel Alcove presents 11th Annual Day 1 DFW
The 11th Annual Day 1 DFW is a family-friendly celebration packed with activities, live entertainment, and games that serve a heartwarming purpose. Taking place at Irving Convention Center at Las Colinas, visitors can enjoy a variety of food options available at the concession stands or in the Irving Convention Center Café.

Friday, January 2

Punch Line Irving presents Andy Huggins
The area's newest comedy club will welcome one of the oldest working comedians today, Andy Huggins, who has been performing stand-up for 45 years. He has opened for acts ranging from Ray Charles to Jeff Foxworthy. His 2024 debut special, Early Bird Special, can be seen on Amazon Prime and King of The One-Liners on Don't Tell Comedy has been viewed by over 3 million people. He'll perform three times through Saturday at Punch Line Irving.

Improv Addison presents Dustin Nickerson
A Seattle native now suffering in Southern California, Dustin Nickerson describes himself as “the world’s most average person” but is far from it when on stage. He brings audiences into his life through his jokes about the struggles of parenting, marriage, and being generally annoyed by most people. In 2020, he released his debut comedy special, Overwhelmed. Nickerson also has a podcast, Don’t Make Me Come Back There, and a book, How to be Married to Melissa. He'll perform five times through Sunday at Improv Addison.

Improv Arlington presents Finesse Mitchell
Finesse Mitchell is a multi-faceted actor, author, and stand-up comedian who entered the comedy scene with appearances on BET’s Comic View and Comedy Central. In 2003, he joined the cast of Saturday Night Live. Mitchell has four one-hour comedy specials under his belt, including Slightly Offensive in 2025. He also produces a weekly podcast, Understand This with Finesse Mitchell. He'll perform five times through Sunday at Improv Arlington.

NTPA Repertory Theatre presents A Chorus Line
A Chorus Line is a concept musical capturing the spirit and tension of a Broadway ensemble audition. Exploring the inner lives and bittersweet ambitions of professional Broadway performers, the show features one powerhouse number after another, including “What I Did for Love,” “One,” “I Can Do That,” “At the Ballet,” “The Music and the Mirror,” and “I Hope I Get It.” The production serves as the annual NTPA Alumni show, performed by alums from NTPA youth theatre who have graduated and are now pursuing college or careers. There will be four performances through Sunday at North Texas Performing Arts in Plano.

Pocket Sandwich Theatre presents The Final Adventures of Hercules
The Final Adventure of Hercules is a melodrama of mythic proportions that promises gods, monsters, and more drama than Zeus at a family reunion. Audience participation is mandatory (popcorn-throwing encouraged, lightning bolts optional). The production will open with a special performance at Pocket Sandwich Theatre's Second Chance New Year's Bash on Friday, where guests are encouraged to dress like a legend in togas or other mythical best to welcome in ... January 3. The production runs through February 14 at Pocket Sandwich Theatre in Carrollton.

Saturday, January 3

Shen Yun
Shen Yun's unique artistic vision expands theatrical experience into a multi-dimensional journey featuring one of the world’s most ancient and richest dance systems - classical Chinese dance - along with dynamic animated backdrops and all-original orchestral works. The dance troupe will perform three times through Sunday at Eisemann Center for Performing Arts in Richardson, and then return through eight more performances during a two-weekend stay, January 17-25.

Sunday, January 4

Last chance for holiday events
Sunday will be the final day to participate in most of the holiday-themed events in and around Dallas, including Holiday at the Arboretum at Dallas Arboretum and Botanical Garden, Ice featuring Elf at Gaylord Texan in Grapevine, Christmas at the Anatole at Hilton Anatole in Dallas, The Trains at NorthPark at NorthPark Center, The Light Park in Little Elm, Frisco, and Arlington, and Dallas Zoo Lights at Dallas Zoo, among others.

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Shen Yun will be at Eisemann Center for Performing Arts in Richardson, January 3-4 and January 17-25.

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